AYUMI. HAMASAKI. IS GETTING MARRIED. TO MANUEL SCHWARZ.
NOT A JOKE. ITS FO REAL. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT.
Ok, so she dropped like fifty hints prior to this, but still |: 2007 had her do the whole Distance Love short movie with Shawn Yue and SHE DIDN’T RUN OFF AND MARRY HIM FOUR MOUNTHS LATER SOOOO
Idk what to think really. On one hand, they’re really cute together and clearly have a thing for each other, but I don’t feel like Mannie realizes WHO he’s fucking marrying. which might actually be the appeal for Ayu I guessssss.
"This is probably the reason why there are not more cat psychologists out there, let alone psychiatrists. Would you take a prescription for pills that was written by a cat? It would be something like "take 40 codeine pills so I can gnaw on your corpse I MEAN UH SO YOU FEEL BETTER YEAH." The reason cats are not in positions of power is becasue we know they would kill us if they had the means."